i'm so fond of you

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

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guynecologist:

wouldnt wanna

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slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

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sadisticmonster:

vanillish:

underneathesestairs:

So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this

And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH

oh god

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drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

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castellums:

“how to study” a book not written by me

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augustuswtrs:

artistic-therapist:

augustuswtrs:

people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’

you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’

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lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

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