May 2013
yorshs:
“i need to find a tutorial for something.”
“i know, i’ll look on youtube!”
exasperated sigh
claydols:
being human is cool but if i was reincarnated as a bunny i would not complain at all
1500hp:
enough about me lets talk about your money
proloqu0r:
taking a nap sounds like a good idea until you wake up
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
echte:
i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday
tveenager:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
unslain:
what i if told you
you the read first line wrong
same with the second
nevvzealand:
why is every donut not in my mouth right now
galdur:
If I don’t get rich and famous I literally have no future
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
meladoodle:
sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha
guynecologist:
wouldnt wanna
slenclerman:
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
sadisticmonster:
vanillish:
underneathesestairs:
So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
oh god
drunktrophywife:
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
castellums:
“how to study” a book not written by me
book: this character was really really ugly
movie/series: no
augustuswtrs:
artistic-therapist:
augustuswtrs:
people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’
you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’
lameborghini:
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
getoffmybloghoe:
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
krillex:
we’re just teenagers with self esteem issues and computers can we stop sending eachother anon hate
unfollower:
pausequoi:
samandriel:
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to...
my to do list
1: you
yugoslavic:
ohsunfury:
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i bet its because of my fanfics xD
i bet its not
bucklesup:
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
superhubbys:
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
#OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
cokeflow:
when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
aluroe:
ok puberty, jokes over, you can make me hot now
kidswithhats:
when video games let you save whenever you want
bettyfuckingcrocker:
wanna know which sex position makes the ugliest children??//??/ ask ur parents bro ooooh burn
stayflyyyg:
They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.
wildcherryapeshitap0calypse:
be careful what u wish for
catswithbenefits:
catswithbenefits:
why did the road cross the chicken?
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