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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description> No matter how good you think you are, just know that Gifty is better </description><title>i'm so fond of you</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @giftyisgifted)</generator><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>vanillish:

Enough about yahoo lets talk about me
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanillish.tumblr.com/post/50845123565/enough-about-yahoo-lets-talk-about-me"&gt;vanillish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enough about yahoo lets talk about me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920584649</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920584649</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:11:45 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shavingryansprivates.tumblr.com/post/27780107804/hannabarbarian-basketball-is-so-stupid-like"&gt;shavingryansprivates&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hannabarbarian.tumblr.com/post/27780077015/basketball-is-so-stupid-like-okay-cool-you-can"&gt;hannabarbarian&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i don’t think that’s how you play basketball&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920568313</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920568313</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:11:29 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wu80V7wb1qb9ff2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920519591</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920519591</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:10:41 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b9635e77df610a95908c8045e7a88f7/tumblr_mn3shokUNO1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920460214</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920460214</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:09:42 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52c98638c5f28feae9b144593da0dcb7/tumblr_misvxrfPl41rkn5ozo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920426209</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920426209</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:09:09 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sloth-grunge.tumblr.com/post/50773696665/do-you-think-if-i-die-now-ill-have-enough-time-to"&gt;sloth-grunge&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920423321</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920423321</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:09:05 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/622a340ee692fc34a07a54ffde3c863e/tumblr_mmx6ekHfFs1rt06tbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920417510</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50920417510</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:09:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>loliconprince:

loliconprince:

im going in the XD tag wish me luck


Regret
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loliconprince.tumblr.com/post/50367379773/loliconprince-im-going-in-the-xd-tag-wish-me"&gt;loliconprince&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loliconprince.tumblr.com/post/50367118833/im-going-in-the-xd-tag-wish-me-luck"&gt;loliconprince&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im going in the XD tag wish me luck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d6f522c944e816ebcfdf370bce515174/tumblr_inline_mmra1w8UpU1r5pzbk.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Regret&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50410446271</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50410446271</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 11:22:53 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>justinhiills:

lokifeelsruinedmylife:

gerancho:

freshprinceoftsundere:

EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justinhiills.tumblr.com/post/47223119780/lokifeelsruinedmylife-gerancho"&gt;justinhiills&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lokifeelsruinedmylife.tumblr.com/post/47206613745"&gt;lokifeelsruinedmylife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gerancho.tumblr.com/post/29572408024/freshprinceoftsundere-everything-that-you-feel"&gt;gerancho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freshprinceoftsundere.tumblr.com/post/29400267751"&gt;freshprinceoftsundere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so if im in love with someone does that make it a&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;chemical romance &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;not anymore&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;get out &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50410437443</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50410437443</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 11:22:32 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ixvwEgNj1qj64cjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50410434234</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50410434234</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 11:22:24 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>This was a photo that Felice Fawn posed on Facebook. If you don't think thin shaming is a thing think again.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://copequinn.tumblr.com/post/50050239865/this-was-a-photo-that-felice-fawn-posed-on-facebook-if"&gt;copequinn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6ffceb288c59f4b736a7c03e85f54230/tumblr_inline_mmk36muPa51qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/136870b39dcc161132a904ec711e4ff2/tumblr_inline_mmk36sUnez1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/496ea6fe2fc39021628cfecc93a47887/tumblr_inline_mmk36we78Q1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f0e04ae05b412260eb64f276dfe5a333/tumblr_inline_mmk371jjb01qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ef0c44fda74defe1c63e18b33fe7d545/tumblr_inline_mmk375rEb31qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/04a40017800752301aa344b45f9246d4/tumblr_inline_mmk37bOXsl1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/36fc71b7259e51caa4c9cd43339e0a65/tumblr_inline_mmk37iseJN1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and she uploaded that saying “breakfast ^_^”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/33cdeae0e43fdb36ee326cd334c2bf6c/tumblr_inline_mmk3i0aiBs1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/edb115d8b688aec9457e93b89aa9f715/tumblr_inline_mmk3ehhBMN1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50371874677</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50371874677</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:22:07 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>bemusedlybespectacled:


if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bemusedlybespectacled.tumblr.com/post/50332086608/if-you-ever-think-mythology-is-boring-or-serious"&gt;bemusedlybespectacled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word &lt;span&gt;ḱerberos, which evolved into the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;greek word kerberos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;ḱerberos means “spotted”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;that’s right&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog &lt;em&gt;spot&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50371612949</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50371612949</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:18:41 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>mychemcalromance:

easterberry-test:

fartgallery:

tugboatproceedless:

fartgallery:

is it just me...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mychemcalromance.tumblr.com/post/50344383293/easterberry-test-fartgallery" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;mychemcalromance&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://easterberry-test.tumblr.com/post/50310750245/fartgallery-tugboatproceedless"&gt;easterberry-test&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fartgallery.tumblr.com/post/50308841058/tugboatproceedless-fartgallery-is-it-just-me"&gt;fartgallery&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tugboatproceedless.tumblr.com/post/50307069183/fartgallery-is-it-just-me-or-are-all-the-guys"&gt;tugboatproceedless&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fartgallery.tumblr.com/post/50306975953/is-it-just-me-or-are-all-the-guys-on-this-site"&gt;fartgallery&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*cough* now its your turn *cough*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5bc5b6aff7c7b39d5fd2c8a41ab066fa/tumblr_inline_mmprl1OUTo1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;taking off my glove flap&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous.  Allow me to raise you…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;a full glove&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0697cd760c52d561e3215c70f5be5973/tumblr_inline_mmpsnpcRDu1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;tumblr guys are the best&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50371594677</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50371594677</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:18:26 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>kushdrinker:

send me pics of you doing naughty things like eating a cookie before dinner ;)
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kushdrinker.tumblr.com/post/43455445088/send-me-pics-of-you-doing-naughty-things-like"&gt;kushdrinker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;send me pics of you doing naughty things like eating a cookie before dinner ;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50371561489</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50371561489</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:18:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>condorn:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://condorn.tumblr.com/post/41389907215/sorry-im-poor-i-cant-afford-to-pay-attention"&gt;condorn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50371535238</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50371535238</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:17:40 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1c9a94e01166d5050ad0f148ca0f73a/tumblr_mkz1ohIlYL1qituqxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gentlemanbones.tumblr.com/post/47519713330/i-fucking-hate-game-night-with-the-engineering"&gt;gentlemanbones&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50370335310</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50370335310</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:01:56 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>inbox:

lndoors:

inbox:

lndoors:

gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,.  nO „„, BaD,. ,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://inbox.tumblr.com/post/50368100018" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;inbox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lndoors.tumblr.com/post/50368044071/inbox-lndoors-gir-l-s-weaer-shorts-in"&gt;lndoors&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inbox.tumblr.com/post/50367935414"&gt;inbox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lndoors.tumblr.com/post/49899165903/gir-l-s-weaer-shorts-in-summer-no"&gt;lndoors&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,.  nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m sick of posts like these&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sorry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s ok&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50368731170</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50368731170</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 23:40:50 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>actualassholemurrlissa:

xshiromorix:

Just a reminder:
When...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly11plqS8D1rn8qgwo1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly11plqS8D1rn8qgwo2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly11plqS8D1rn8qgwo3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly11plqS8D1rn8qgwo4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly11plqS8D1rn8qgwo5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly11plqS8D1rn8qgwo6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly11plqS8D1rn8qgwo9_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://actualassholemurrlissa.tumblr.com/post/50164836266/xshiromorix-just-a-reminder-when-prophet"&gt;actualassholemurrlissa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xshiromorix.tumblr.com/post/40653060269/just-a-reminder-when-prophet-muhammad-sallahu"&gt;xshiromorix&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just a reminder:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When Prophet Muhammad (&lt;em&gt;sallahu alayhi wa sallam&lt;/em&gt;) was travelling on the road with his cousin, Al-Fadl ibn Abbas, a woman stopped him to ask him a question.  The woman was very beautiful, and Al-Fadl couldn’t help but stare at her.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seeing this, Prophet Muhammad reached out his hand and turned his cousin’s face away.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He &lt;em&gt;didn’t&lt;/em&gt; tell the woman to cover her face.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He &lt;em&gt;didn’t&lt;/em&gt; tell her to change her clothing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He &lt;em&gt;didn’t&lt;/em&gt; tell her that her appearance was too tempting or indecent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;He averted his cousin’s impolite stare.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Muhammad was a bro okay&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50368708258</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50368708258</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 23:40:33 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>narutoe:

ur like a fart everyone notices &amp;lt;33</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://narutoe.tumblr.com/post/50367850957/ur-like-a-fart-everyone-notices-33" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;narutoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;ur like a fart everyone notices &amp;lt;33&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50368659198</link><guid>http://giftyisgifted.tumblr.com/post/50368659198</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 23:39:55 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shotawars.tumblr.com/post/44952339153/shotawars-some-guy-just-called-my-number"&gt;shotawars&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shotawars.tumblr.com/post/44951556220/some-guy-just-called-my-number-thinking-i-was-a"&gt;shotawars&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’VE DONE A GOOD&lt;/p&gt;
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